before you go out do u ever ask yourself if u look threatening enough like do people know im punk
If this isn’t the cutest fucking thing you’ve ever seen I don’t know what to tell you
my tears are crying
- fan: if you could take any celebrity's phone, and they couldn't delete any apps or text messages who's would you take?
- luke: calum doesn't ever let me touch his phone
- luke: he's not a celebrity ... but ...
- int: what's with your phone? you don't wanna give it to him?
- calum: he always has quite like greasy hands
- michael: i reckon it's some of the apps you've got on there
- ashton: what do you got on there?
- michael: i reckon you've got some weird apps like
- michael: weather watching apps
- calum: uh
- michael: i know you have a ghost app
- ashton: calum thought there was a ghost in his room so he downloaded an app
- calum: THERE WAS A GHOST!
- ashton: he's like
- ashton: he's got the radar
- ashton: so he's like walking around the house he's like
- ashton: it's CLOSE
on the bright side i am not addicted to crack cocaine
On the downside I’m too poor to afford one.
one crack cocaine
hello drug dealer yes i would like to purchase one crack cocaine please
debit or credit
I actually have a gift card
and a coupon for 10% off.
the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up
people who don’t text back straight away annoy me even though i am one of those people
first rule of fight club
- no fightin!…shakira shakiraaa
how does ashton fit that thing in skinny jeans
They are called legs and they go into the jeans pocket holes one leg at a time
i was talking about his third leg